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Items on this page are theories . . . doesn't mean I support these "alternate Obama histories," but I am saving them because they are there.   And Obama has no one to blame for these novellas but himself.  If Obama wants all of this to cease, all he has to do is to release his bona fides.

Where's Junior? -- The Unauthorized and Highly Speculative Life of Barack Hussein Obama II

Recently, Hawaiian Gov. Linda Lingle publicly acknowledge her role as a member of the Conspiracy of 2008, when she declared Kapiolani Hospital as the birthplace of Barack Obama.  When Obama was born, August, 1961, Kapiolani was a clinic.  It was not routine for them to deliver children.  Their normal process was to transfer late-term women to Queens Medical Center -- a full-blown hospital.

Now, could a pregnant woman give birth at Kapiolani?  Absolutely!  It just wasn't their role.  Remember, a woman can give birth in a taxi, but it's not the normal function of a cab.

The obvious answer is that Obama was most likely an unattended home birth.  A home birth accounts for the lack of records, the birth certificate number being out of sequence, and lordy-knows-what?  More importantly, the natal/vital information would have come from the family, not attending physicians, nurses or midwives.

There are three main pieces of information on a REAL birth certificate: Father's Name; Mother's Name; Child's Name.  The rest of the information provides provenance -- witnesses present at the birth -- place of birth -- date of birth.

What is the Father's Name? -- What is the Mother's Name? -- What is the Child's Name?  The answer to one or more of those questions is why Obama is determined to keep his long-form birth certificate hidden from the American People.

1961 -- John Kennedy became president.  In August the Russians started building the Berlin Wall -- 1961 was a busy year.  In the south, crossing the Mason-Dixon Line was an eye-opening experience -- "Whites only" and "Blacks only," or worse, signs were everywhere.  Hawaii may have been a tolerant place.  I don't know.  But in 1961 America, a white teen-ager, knocked up by a black African was a really, really big deal.

The Dunhams, Kansans, especially Madeline, had to have been mortified at the oncoming "happy event."  She had a big time opportunity at the Bank of Hawaii.  She couldn't lose the opportunity, and go back on the road with Stanley -- to another furniture store.  She liked it at the bank -- and the bank liked her.  Stanley was a drifter, but Madeline had found a home and an opportunity at the Bank of Hawaii.  She became a vice president at the bank.

She couldn't bring herself to bring Anna to the hospital -- or the clinic.  So, the child was born at home -- one of 76 unattended, at home births in 1961 Hawaii.  The birth was registered by the Dunhams three days later, accounting for the "birth certificate number" anomaly.

What the Dunhams told the registrar at the Department of Health is at the root of it all.  It's something that was said at the moment -- but whatever it was -- it would be an embarrassment, or worse, to Obama.  So, if the big questions are: Father's Name; Mother's Name; What is the Child's Name; -- then what are the possible answers?

Whether his name is Barry Dunham, Barry Soetoro, or Barack Obama -- we know who we're talking about -- it's the Obamamessiah.

So, what's left?  What's the missing piece -- why, it's paternity -- it's "whose your daddy?" -- paternity is at the root of this great deception.

Then there was the period when Obama was living in two worlds.  Living as an American, and traveling as an Indonesian.  Obama's CV was created during the Columbia/Post Columbia period.  He started talking about doing a book early.  He knew he was going to have to lay down the first version of the myth.  It would be repeated often enough to make it fact.

That's what's in those records, and that's why the kindergarten records are missing.  And that's why Obama is fighting tooth-and-nail to prevent the American People from ever seeing his long-form birth certificate.

The birth place and date may be in question, but the real question or questions is/are:  What is the Father's Name? -- What is the Mother's Name? -- What is the Child's Name? -- one, or more of the entries is the deep, simple secret, that lies at the heart of this mystery -- who is Barack Obama?

Just days after the birth, Anna was shipped off to Washington state.  The Dunhams paid her tuition at the University of Washington, and her living expenses for Anna and Barry, until Obama Sr. left for Harvard. 

 

And soon as Anna's Muslim from Africa goes back to Kenya, Anna returns to U Hawaii -- and takes up with a Muslim from Southeast Asia.  Madeline Dunham throws her hands up in despair -- Gramps goes drinkin' with the commie, Frank Marshall Davis -- and Anna goes off to the third World and is in heaven.

Barry is adopted by Lolo.  Had to be.  A requirement to attend state schools.  Barry is now Indonesian.

Meanwhile, back in Hawaii, grandma Madeline is stroking at the Bank of Hawaii, decides that Barry needs to be properly educated, and organizes a full-boat scholarship for Barry Soetoro to attend the prestigious Punahou SChool.

Problem is, they need provenance for Barry Dunbham/Obama/Soetoro/Doe -- or whatever his real name is.

So the Dunhams pay to fly Senior halfway around the world, pay for his meals and lodgings while in Hawaii, to produce legal documentation -- Senior was on the skids in Kenya, and the Dunhams must have made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

Senior Spent his time drinkin' with his old buddies, and as soon as the check cleared, headed back to Kenya, and Barrack Hussein Obama II enters Punahou.

It's The Paternity, Stupid!

Recently, Hawaiian Gov. Linda Lingle publicly acknowledge her role as a member of the Conspiracy of 2008, when she declared Kapiolani Hospital as the birthplace of Barack Obama.


When Obama was born, August, 1961, Kapiolani was a clinic.  It was not routine for them to deliver children.  Their normal process was to transfer late-term women to Queens Medical Center -- a full-blown hospital.

Now, could a pregnant woman give birth at Kapiolani?  Absolutely!  It just wasn't their role.  Remember, a woman can give birth in a taxi, but it's not the normal function of a cab.

The obvious answer is that Obama was most likely an unattended home birth. A home birth accounts for the lack of records, the birth certificate number being out of sequence, and lordy-knows-what?  More importantly, the natal/vital information would have come from the family, not attending physicians, nurses or midwives.

There are three main pieces of information on a REAL birth certificate: Father's Name; Mother's Name; and Child's Name.  The rest of the information provides provenance -- witnesses present at the birth -- place of birth -- date of birth.

What is the Father's Name? -- What is the Mother's Name? -- What is the Child's Name?  The answer to one or more of those questions is why Obama is determined to keep his long-form birth certificate hidden from the American People.

1961 -- John Kennedy became president.  In August the Russians started building the Berlin Wall -- 1961 was a busy year.  In the south, crossing the Mason-Dixon Line was an eye-opening experience -- "Whites only" and "Blacks only," or worse, signs were everywhere.

Hawaii may have been a tolerant place.  I don't know.  But in 1961 America, a white teen-ager, knocked up by a black African was a really, really big deal.

The Dunhams, Kansans, especially Madeline, had to have been mortified at the oncoming "happy event."  She had a big time opportunity at the Bank of Hawaii.  She couldn't lose the opportunity, and go back on the road with Stanley -- another furniture store.  She liked it at the bank -- and the bank liked her.  Stanley was a drifter, but Madeline had found a home and an opportunity at the Bank of Hawaii.  She became a Vice President at the bank.

She couldn't bring herself to bring Anna to the hospital -- or the clinic.  So, the child was born at home -- one of 76 unattended, at home births in 1961 Hawaii.  The birth was registered by Dunhams three days later, accounting for the "birth certificate number" anomaly.

What the Dunhams told the registrar at the Department of Health is at the root of it all.  It's something that was said at the moment -- but whatever it is -- it would be an embarrassment, or worse, to Obama.

So, if the big questions are: Father's Name; Mother's Name; Child's Name -- then what are the possible answers?

Whether his name is Barry Dunham, Barry Soetoro, or Barack Obama -- we know who we're talking about -- it's the Obamamessiah.

Anna wasn't mother-of-the-year material, but she showed up at all of Obama's graduations.

So, what's left?  What's the missing piece -- why, it's paternity -- it's "whose your daddy?" -- paternity is at the root of the immaculate deception.

Barry Soetoro Versus The Birthers

An American ExPat in Southeast Asia is back and says, there is no shame in questioning Mr. Soetoro's background, loyalty or nationality, nor is there any shame in demanding that he produce his birth certificate.

At this point you may be wondering why I refer to Obama as Barry Soetoro rather than Barack Hussein Obama, quite simply it is because "Barack Hussein Obama" does not exist.

Barack Hussein Obama was known as Barry Soetoro when he was in Indonesia and was registered for school by Lolo Soetoro Mangunharjo as first reported here on this blog on 24 January 2007.  It would be August of 2008 before the Associated Press would release the photo of Barry Soetoro's school registration and as such vindicating what I originally wrote.

There is however one document missing, and that is the birth certificate of Barry Soetoro, the original document that was used by Lolo Soetoro Mangunharjo to register his child for school.  Barry Soetoro, the son of Lolo Soetoro Mangunharjo and Stanley Ann Dunham was born on 4 August 1961 in Honolulu, Hawaii.

The document shown by the Obama campaign is in fact a forgery.  The original birth certificate was amended to change both the father and the name on the birth certificate and was used by Lolo Soetoro Mangunharjo register his child in public school in Indonesia.  Lolo Soetoro Mangunharjo never adopted Barack Hussein Obama, he didn't need to.

Shortly after the release of the school registration photograph in August of 2008, I would receive a visit from two gentlemen from Virginia who would convince me that is was not in my interest or the interest of the nation to pursue this matter any further -- Alea iacta est -- It was then that I took a break.

There is a Chinese saying -- "If you don't have a big head, don't try to wear a big hat."  I've learned a lot since then, one thing I learned was that your voice can be drowned out in the marketplace of ideas and sometimes if you want to be heard you simply need a bigger bullhorn and more resources than your opposition.

This is a new theory.  I have to start archiving these.  We KNOW the story Obama told us is not true.  Maybe we can have a "theory of the year" award.
An Adoption Theory
SvenMagnussen suggests Obama left Hawaii at the age of five as a native born person whose citizenship was governed by the 1948 British Nationality Act.  Obama emigrated to Indonesia with his mother to become Lolo Soetoro's adopted son and an Indonesian National.

At the age of 10, Barry Soetoro returned to Hawaii alone and was placed with his grandparents with his grandmother named as his legal guardian.  His grandmother received aid administered by the state of Hawaii and financed by the U.S. Federal government to feed and house Barack Hussein Obama II (Name was changed after the Soetoro adoption was nullified in a Hawaii District court and a new COLB was printed).

In 1976, the U.S. Federal government required all beneficiaries of food stamps to provide a SSN to continue receiving the benefit.  An American refugee assistance organization located in Connecticut filed the application with the Social Security Administration for BHO II in 1976 so he could continue to benefit from the food stamp program.

The state of Hawaii administered the food stamp program and is aware Barack Hussein Obama II was identified as an Indonesian National from 1971 until he became a Naturalized American citizen in the early 80's.

We know and can demonstrate that the fable presented by Barack Obama, and his ghost-writer Bill Ayers, in "Dreams..., is a fabrication.  It just ain't so.

This has resulted in a number of alternate theories of who Barack Obama is, where he comes from and who sent him.

I have decided to start recording these alternate Obama life histories.  I'm not going to defend them, just publish them.
Obama Is Still Barry Soetoro
Tom McGregor says Barry, AKA Obama, was lawfully adopted by a foreign national, Lolo Soetoro, and Barry's name was legally changed to "Barry Soetoro" (Barry’s own admission).  Barry Soetoro was also made an official legal Indonesian citizen (again Barry’s own admission).   The adoption would be noted in Barry's vital statistics record in Hawaii on his original birth certificate... OR Lolo Soetoro may have always been Barry's legal birth farther.  The public does not know for sure at this point who Barry's father really was and Barry himself may not know.

Barry was raised as a Muslim in Indonesia and attended a Catholic funded school that permitted all faiths to attend.

Barry's mother dropped him as a dependent for some reason, maybe even when Barry was adopted by Lolo Soetoro.  His mother's passport records dropped Barry as a dependent indicating Barry was no longer a legal dependent of his mother.  (The passport records of his mother have been produced showing Barry was no longer a dependent when Barry was permanently residing in Indonesia.)  Barry went to Hawaii to live with his alleged grandparents after Lolo Soetoro and Barry's mother divorced (actually before).

A "certificate of live birth" can have names changed on it including a child's birth name, and birth parent’s names.  Even a modified date of birth can be on a "certificate of live birth."  This occurs frequently for adopted children where the birth parent does not want the child to know who they are.  The public has no idea who Barry’s real birth father is or who Barry’s real birth mother is (Barry could have been adopted by his mother).  The original birth certificate is the only legal vital statistics record of a person’s birth parents, birth location, birth date, etc… I can get a "certificate of live birth" for a dead person; I cannot get a birth certificate of a dead person without "Deceased" on it.  I’ve tried.

There is no evidence Barry Soetoro ever lawfully changed his name to "Barrack Hussein Obama."  There is no proof Barry Soetoro was born with the name "Barrack Hussein Obama."  I’m willing to bet the name "Barrack Hussein Obama" is not present on the real birth certificate as Barry’s birth name or as Barry’s birth father.  I have pictures of me with my mother and Jimmy Buffet… that doesn’t make him my father even if I start using the name Jimmy Buffet.

The public knows Barry Soetoro finished high school in Hawaii as Barry Soetoro and attended Occidental as Barry Soetoro where he did drugs and flunked out of school.  After dropping out of Occidental, Barry then hooked up with a Pakistani to live with and traveled back to Indonesia on his new boyfriend’s dime to renew his Indonesian passport and traveled to Pakistan with him.

Then, Barry showed up in New York, homeless and on drugs (Barry’s own admission).  Ask any law enforcement officer in a large city or detective and they will tell you homeless young men on drugs in large cities usually end up as male prostitutes.  

Barry Soetoro returned to New York from Pakistan and began using the fictitious name "Obama" for some reason (again Barry Soetoro’s own admission).  One could only suspect that a person addicted to drugs returning from Pakistan to New York, the main route for Afghan heroin into the U.S., maybe Barry had a reason to start using a new name.  There are literally over 1 million open warrants on file in New York… maybe Barry is one of them?....

After spending some time in New York allegedly working under the name "Obama," It appears Barry used the fictitious name "Barrack Hussein Obama" for the first time to file his federal taxes in Connecticut at a Post Office Box for the purpose of evading paying taxes in New York and/or to establish a new identity -- a felony with no statute of limitation.

When the IRS received Barry Soetoro’s federal tax filing, the IRS could not attach the name Barrack Hussein Obama to the SSI number provided or the address provided.  So the IRS assigned the fictitious name "Barrack Hussein Obama" a tax ID number for a person from Connecticut (Where Barry unlawfully filed a federal tax form using a false name).  Barry Soetoro began using the tax ID number as his SSI number when using the fictitious name Barrack Obama.  This is why Barry Soetoro has a Connecticut SSI number.  When I worked for the IRS, I saw this occur more than once and yes, it is a felony to knowingly file a fraudulent federal tax forms.  Most of the politicians that cheat on their taxes claim it was an accident.  That is how they get away with their tax cheat crimes.  Using a fake name is no accident.

It appears Barry fled New York to Chicago using his new identity to get a job.  He likely ordered a fake diploma to bolster his new identity as "Obama."  Fake Diploma's were very big in the 80's and diploma mills were even being used by federal workers to get promotions.  There is evidence his alleged attendance at Columbia was faked (Barry never attended Columbia) and Barry lied his way into Harvard (he had no transcripts to get in)...  Including telling the Saudi royal family he was fighting in Afghanistan with the Muslim Jihad against the Russians, so they would help him get into a law school.  The Saudi's apparently loved Barry's story of Jihad in Pakistan/Afghanistan and paid for Barry to attend Harvard under the name "Obama."  The Saudi family has admitted to paying for Obama to attend Harvard and gave Harvard a gift of $20 million dollars.  Harvard in turn made their special attendee president of the Harvard Law Review.... a person that never wrote a single law review.... I guess that is what $20 million buys at Harvard.

Wild, huh?  And it doesn't stop there.  It continues here . . .
Hawaii Senator Questions Obama's Birth Father
WorldNetDaily is reporting that Hawaii State Sen. Sam Slom, the lone Republican in the Hawaii State Senate told a radio interviewer today he believes "the real issue" stopping Barack Obama from releasing his long-form birth certificate is something Obama has to hide, perhaps even the name of his actual birth father.

Hawaii State Sen. Sam Slom further told the host of "Aaron Klein Investigative Radio" on WABC 770 AM in New York City that so long as Obama refuses to be transparent about his past, questions about the president's birth remain "a legitimate issue."

"My particular point of view -- and why I haven't identified myself as a 'birther,' per se -- is that [Obama] probably was born [in Hawaii] and that the real issue is not the birth certificate, but what's on the birth certificate," Slom told Klein.

Asked what that could be, Slom said, "It could have to do with what his name is on the birth certificate, who is actually listed as his father, the citizenship of the father."

He continued, "My belief is that there is a birth certificate, he was born here, but that there is information that for reasons known only to him he doesn't want released.  If it were just the birth certificate, that would be one thing, but it's his school records, it's employment records. … Why would anybody, let alone the president of the United States, spend millions of dollars in legal fees to keep that hidden?"

"As long as that goes on," he concluded, "I think it's a legitimate issue."

Klein also asked Slom about recent statements made by former Hawaii Health Director Dr. Chiyome Fukino to MSNBC, in which she claimed Hawaii law prevents Obama's long-form birth certificate from being disclosed, even to Obama himself.

"I didn't hear the statements on MSNBC," Slom admitted, "but I do not believe that part is true."
Out Of Order
Pen Johannson and Dan Crosby say Obama’s non-sequential certificate number is based on Registration Office location, not birth date.

Contrary to recent implications, new evidence reveals that Barack Obama was not born in Kapi’olani hospital, as records suggest, but, rather, he was merely examined there by a private practitioner, David Sinclair, in the days following his birth, which triggered the validation of an administratively issued "Certificate of Live Birth" registration, not a hospital generated birth certificate representing an actual delivery.

The evidence herein is somewhat belaboring and intensive, but necessary to understand in order to place Obama’s recently revealed, Health Department-issued "Certificate of Live Birth" Registration in its accurate context.

We will begin by assuming that this "Certificate of Live Birth" document is an authentic record.  However, it was not released by Kapi’olani hospital because Obama was not born in Kapi’olani hospital, rather, it was released by the Hawaiian Department of Health based on that state's long-standing vital records laws which mandate the creation of a an official birth record based, not only upon indigenous birth occurrences, but residential circumstances preceding the birth.

This evidence shows that baby Obama was examined at Kapi’olani within days after his birth by a physician able to legally attest an original birth record issued, not by the hospital, but by the Hawaiian Department of Health (HDoH).  Kapi’olani hospital has never issued or confirmed an original record for the birth of Barack Obama within its facility to date.  The HDoH is able to legally name the hospital in its original "Certificate of Live Birth" Registration document based on the fact that, if it is the location of the first examination of a newborn child by a physician there, the doctor triggers the birth location in absence of any other birth location information.

Simply put, Obama was not born in Kapi'olani, but he was examined for the first time there.

This week, Obama released a long-form "Certificate of Live Birth" document which adds merely three more pieces of information about his natal biography than we previously knew from the fallow "Certification of Live Birth" heavily lauded by his defenders as the holy grail of his eligibility.  Now, with this new and improved "Holier Grail," historical evidence shows that this document only detracts from Obama’s effort to confirm his eligibility and that it would best be described as a "Long-form Certificate of Live Birth Registration" created by administrative procedure, not a hospital.

The information provided in the recently revealed HDoH "Certificate of Live Birth" Registration document, when combined with an understanding of Hawaiian vital statistics records laws and reporting procedures, shows that this "Certificate of Live Birth" registration was legally produced by the HDoH without Obama actually being born in the hospital named within it, and that the doctor, by affixing his signature, was only required to attest an original record based on his examination of the newborn Obama Jr., not as an attending physician during the actual delivery, but rather as the first physician to actually see the child alive and in good health.

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